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October 30th,
2013 7:04 pm
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Behind a carnival tent with mud on your face
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November 12th,
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Okay, I get that I'm like irresistible to mothers or something and that's why they throw their kids at me and wander off to ooh and aah at the aerialists and the fire eaters and I'm fine with that, I don't expect gratitude or awe for ensuring their kids don't break their necks. But jesus christ ladies, at least remember to pick your kids back up. Last night was just embarrassing for that one woman.
Unless the reason she took so long to come back for her son was that she was trying to think of a way to break the ice with me. Hmm. Missed opportunity?
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